Cyber Voting 
copyleft 2004/5/6/17/18 John Kellermann 

Remember those butterfly ballots
That stole the election from Gore?
Now there's a better way to do it, no
Need to worry any more...

At the dawn of the 21st century, we
Trusted in technology.
Paper ballots were so outdated.
Cyber voting was automated.

Cast your votes in our machines,
We'll make sure they come out clean.
In our central tabulator,
Where they'll add up, less or greater.

All you gotta do is touch the screen.
We'll determine what that means.
You can make your own selection.
We'll figure out who won the election.

Never mind those Russian hackers,
Who knows what they did? No matter...
Now it's done, there's no disputin'
Now we've got a friend of Putin.

Never mind those exit polls,
They're not under our control.
They ask people how they voted,
But we know, we've got the totals.

How it works? Well, that's a secret.
It's our business, you can't peek. It's
Cutting-edge technology!
Votes that no one gets to see!
Firm control of democracy!
It's all in the cyber vote!